Оскільки це явно ілюстрація до повісті-казці "Гобіт, або Мандрівка за Імлисті гори", те коротишко з булавою прийшов до дракона додому, щоб його ограбувати, а отут ще й гігантським брязкальцем уперіщить. Ні фіга собі не лізь.
Варіація на тему однієї сцени з вільму Джон Малковіч:
INT. RESTAURANT - NIGHT
Kotyhoroshko pops into a chair in a swakn night club. He's wearing a tuxedo. The woman across the table from him is also Kotyhoroshko, but in a gown. He looks around the restaurant. Everyone is Kotyhoroshko in different clothes. Kotyhoroshko is panicked. The girl Kotyhoroshko across the table looks at him seductively, winks and talks.
WAITER KOTYHOROSHKO Kotyhoroshko Kotyhoroshko. (Turning to Kotyhoroshko) Kotyhoroshko?
Kotyhoroshko looks down at the menu. Every item is "Kotyhoroshko." He screams:
KOTYHOROSHKO Kotyhoroshko!
The waiter jots it down on his pad.
WAITER KOTYHOROSHKO Kotyhoroshko.
Kotyhoroshko pushes himself away from the table and runs for the exit. He passes the stage where a girl singer Kotyhoroshko is singin sensuously into the microphone. She is backed by a '40's style big band of Kotyhoroshkos.
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Date: 2009-05-08 04:08 pm (UTC)Може я щось і забула, давненько цю казочку не читала.
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Date: 2009-05-08 02:35 pm (UTC)((((:
Date: 2009-05-09 02:45 pm (UTC)INT. RESTAURANT - NIGHT
Kotyhoroshko pops into a chair in a swakn night club. He's
wearing a tuxedo. The woman across the table from him is
also Kotyhoroshko, but in a gown. He looks around the
restaurant. Everyone is Kotyhoroshko in different clothes.
Kotyhoroshko is panicked. The girl Kotyhoroshko across the
table looks at him seductively, winks and talks.
GIRL KOTYHOROSHKO
Kotyhoroshko Kotyhoroshko Kotyhoroshko
Kotyhoroshko...
Kotyhoroshko looks confused. The Kotyhoroshko waiter approaches,
pen and pad in hand, ready to take their orders.
WAITER KOTYHOROSHKO
Kotyhoroshko Kotyhoroshko Kotyhoroshko?
GIRL KOTYHOROSHKO
Kotyhoroshko Kotyhoroshko Kotyhoroshko
Kotyhoroshko.
WAITER KOTYHOROSHKO
Kotyhoroshko Kotyhoroshko.
(Turning to Kotyhoroshko)
Kotyhoroshko?
Kotyhoroshko looks down at the menu. Every item is "Kotyhoroshko."
He screams:
KOTYHOROSHKO
Kotyhoroshko!
The waiter jots it down on his pad.
WAITER KOTYHOROSHKO
Kotyhoroshko.
Kotyhoroshko pushes himself away from the table and runs for
the exit. He passes the stage where a girl singer Kotyhoroshko
is singin sensuously into the microphone. She is backed by a
'40's style big band of Kotyhoroshkos.
SINGING KOTYHOROSHKO
Kotyhoroshko Kotyhoroshko Kotyhoroshko
Kotyhoroshko...
Kotyhoroshko flies through the back door.